Thursday, September 30, 2010

Boo? That's SCARY!

Ahem. I refuse to willingly admit that I am kinda bad with this one. Oops. Wait! Just did!

Moving on.

"Boo'd Up"...translation: Being consistently "friendly" or "tied-up" with a guy...without attaching any kind of significant title to the situation. [And the people I roll with know better than to try and finagle their way out of being categorized by this by looking for some silly kind of loophole. Don't be in denial....its not a good look.]

Being "Boo'd Up" goes horribly wrong when.....

*Guy A is an aquaintence, associate,close friend, relative, or parent of Guy's B-Z. Not cute.
* The afforementioned Guy A sees you everywhere you go with Boo B-Z because they run in the same circles.
*You tag guy B in the background of a pik of you and Guy A on your Facebook page.
*Guy A asks aboutYou B and acts as if they believe you when you act like you don't know what the HECK he is talking about....and you really fall for that mess.
*Guy A tried to make a Guy B outta your best friend.
*Guy A-Z seem to all come over and like to do the same things at your house...or ask about each others toothbrushes.
*You are a real  mess if you wear Guy A's t-shirt to another Guy's house. But that's a gangster move, so I give you props. Lol.
*You go to the party and Guy's A-Z all decide to show up acting as if they are the one and only Boo and have the mutha-freakin audacity to tail you all night and get mad about the fact that you picked up six new Boo's, chopped it up all night with the ones you already have, and managed to cut a few Guy's out of the picture while you were breakin' off your favorites!
*Guy A is secretly in love with Guy B. Yikes.


Im in a hella goofy mood.....forgive me.


Til Next Time! Smooches! XOXO

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